Someone trying to steal my money!

I tweeted this.
And i needa blog this asap because my eyes are shutting down very very soon.

SOMEONE TRYING TO STEAL MY MONEY!!
Ok this happened after school, on a strange bus i'd never sit before.

The stealer was a lady, uhm i mean girl, a LIL INDIAN GIRL.
Dark blue uni, short hair, dark skin of course, and she has a pair of pretty eye, big & watery I'm so so jealous!!!
And and, she short to the max if i look straight she's outta my sight so i can't see her presence at first =.=

I'm standing next to her and suddenly something moving in my pocket.Than i realize it was A SMALL HAND because i can feel the finger.(damn geng my sense.) Shock me to the max i tot my third hand growing out from the thigh FML.

So i look down and she pull her hand out as fast as.. i saw it =.=
I stare at her she stare at me, i smile at her she smile at me. I didn't shout Ahh!! ini indian sucker curi money saya because she's darn young, like, standard one seriously. curse her parents.

Not the end yet. She try to curi again after i turned my head away, so notti right? But i sincere to the max. i smiled at her, a cruel smile like Steal again and i'll chop off your hand and boil black soup! 

(potong steam for a while. colourful the post only.)

Ok hopefully she know what i mean and look at me innocently and i almost give her everything in my pocket, almost. Fuck her life to the max. so small already so dramatic steal lao niang money with her big fat hand 'mou sei goh meh'. Keep fit first, keep until the hand like a piece of paper than only come and steal my money. If failed, go Genius World Record and show off your paper hand, hope you're reading my blog which giving you a new dream and say me good thankiu. Don't understand? Ingabolingeh samalidabhsfg%$@!!.. translate yourself.

Bah-bye

goodnight i sleep first.